Kids' Korner: May 2012

Kyler's Quotables

*Parent: Why do we not color on our bodies?

Kyler: Because our church is a body.

(he meant our bodies are a temple)

*After a few seconds of silence in the car, Kyler said, "This is awkward!"

*(Kyler talking to Tais): Can you give Mommy back to Mom?

*3 1/2 year old Kyler: Simon says pretend you are a slide.

[we all try to be slides] Kyler says: You are pretty wobbly guys.

*Tasha: Do you want applesauce or pearsauce?

Kyler: I want play-sauce.

(man is it hard to get kids to eat these days)

*Tasha: I don't understand him. What language is it?

Kyler: Social Studies.

*"He wants to talk to ME!" (meaning the waiter at a restaurant).

*"I can't because there are too many words in my mouth."

*Mommy: "Kyler, please don't go outside." Kyler: "I'm just checking the weather."

*Mommy asked, "Kyler are you cold?" Kyler responded in a very calm voice, "No." shiver, shiver, "Just Freezing."

*"Mommy, get out of the heater!"

*"Fantas-kick!"